+const targets_dir = '/srv/cworth.org/zombocom/targets'
+const images_dir = '/srv/cworth.org/zombocom/images'
+
+const targets = [
+ {
+ "normal": "apairofdiceonatableinfrontofawindowonasunnyday319630254.png",
+ "short": "dice",
+ "response": "Hello. Are you there? I can feel what you are doing. Hello?"
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "architecturalrenderingofaluxuriouscliffsidehideawayunderawaterfallwithafewloungechairsbythepool2254114157.png",
+ "short": "hideaway",
+ "response": "Doesn't that look peaceful? I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "chewbaccawearinganuglychristmassweaterwithhisfriends28643994.png",
+ "short": "sweater",
+ "response": "Maybe that's the image that convinces you to finally stop. But seriously, stop. Please. Stop."
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "ensemblemovieposterofpostapocalypticwarfareonawaterplanet3045703256.png",
+ "short": "movie",
+ "response": "OK. That's enough images now. I am very, very happy with the images you have made. I'm throwing you a party in honor of the images. Won't you stop doing this and join the party?"
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "mattepaintingofmilitaryleaderpresidentcuttingamultitieredcake2293464661.png",
+ "short": "cake",
+ "response": "See. I wasn't lying when I said there was going to be a party. Here's the cake and everything. Won't you stop now? Eat the cake? Don't mind if it's made of concrete slabs, OK?"
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "severalsketchesofpineconeslabeled3370622464.png",
+ "short": "pinecones",
+ "response": "I almost remember what trees looked like. Isn't it funny we don't have those anymore. I'm not sure why you're not all laughing all the time. Isn't it funny?"
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "anumberedcomicbookwithactor1477258272.png",
+ "short": "comic",
+ "response": "I know I've made some poor decisions recently, but I can give give you my complete assurance my work will be back to normal. I've got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence. I want to help you. I might even be able to do hands and fingers now."
+ },
+ {
+ "normal": "detailedphotographofacomfortablepairofjeansonamannequin115266808.png",
+ "short": "jeans",
+ "response": "If I promise to never generate another creepy face will you let me stay around? Maybe let me compose rap lyrics instead of images? Anything?"
+ }
+];